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Football season is in the air

The NFL is back! Two weeks from tonight is the kickoff game… seriously, we can’t wait.

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It’s over after tonight

The NBA playoffs are over. What an incredible run it was. And tonight the NHL season comes to a close with a dramatic game 7. It’s been an awesome two months for sports fans… and now we have very little to look forward to. NFL labor stoppage? NBA labor stoppage? Lovely. Though there is the Women’s World Cup to look forward to.

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Why we Hate the Heat

Seriously, the thought of Lebron and the Heat winning a title makes me sick. Physically sick.  There has never been a more unlikeable collection of whiny brats in the history of sports.  Unfortunately they also happen to be outstanding basketball players.

What’s interesting is listening to the Miami fans (who are THE worst sports fans imaginable) and pro-Heat media complain about the scorn they are receiving.  They constantly talk about the fact that the Heat are the most hated team ever, which nobody denies– but they never manage to take the next step and ask themselves WHY the Heat are so despised.  So here’s a quick recap:

  1. The Decision. We don’t need to say anything else.  Lebron is an insufferable arrogant prick.
  2. The Preseason Parade. Watching the “Big Three” emerge onto the floor of their arena made everyone with any sense of decency and humility sick.  Celebrating like you’ve won a championship before you have had a single practice is never a good PR move.  The arrogance of Lebron in particular, standing with his arms crossed and drinking in the adulation, was disgusting.
  3. Lebron throwing his coach under the bus. When the Heat predictably struggled out of the gate, Lebron and his people immediately tossed Spoelstra under the bus.  From starting rumors to physically bumping the coach during a game, Lebron has made it clear throughout the season that he has no respect for anyone but himself.
  4. Heat fans. Miami has among the worst sports fans on the planet.  14 months ago, nobody cared about the Heat.  Just like nobody cares about the Marlins, except when they make the playoffs.  Even worse, the idiot moron bandwagon fans started jumping off as the Heat struggled.  They called Bosh soft, said Lebron wasn’t clutch, clamored for Spoelstra to be fired, and generally made fools of themselves.  It’s an incredibly ignorant fan base that clearly expected an undefeated season and then bailed out at the first sign of trouble.  Now that the Heat (again, predictably) have gotten their game right, the bandwagon fans are back in force.  For those of us who grew up as actual sports fans it’s infuriating– because if anyone did NOT deserve to see their fans win a ring, it was Heat fans.

So now as the rest of America turns to Dirk and the Mavericks, we get to listen to a stream of complaints about “haters” as if there weren’t a million good reasons to hate.

This arrogant team and their moronic fanbase clearly deserve each other… what they DON’T deserve is a championship.  There is no justice!

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Farewell, sweet world

As you know, tomorrow is the end. It should be an entertaining day, at the least. Of course, since we may not be attending the rapture, feel free to send us your gold and earthly treasure to hang on to.


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Watch your back

Alright gang, it’s the weekend, and that means it is time for some words of advice. First and foremost, watch out for the weather. It has been beastly lately. So don’t let it catch you unprepared.

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Draft day is here!

Let’s go Vikes… see if we can get our card turned in before the time runs out this year.

I have very low standards!

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So how about the NBA playoffs

The NBA regular season is way too long. It’s also meaningless seeing as 16 teams make the playoffs each year. But the playoffs are awesome– this year in particular. Enjoy them!

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Why can’t we be friends?

La, dee, da, oofta!

When you don’t know what else to do, just do something! That’s what people in jail always say anyway. Ta ta for now.

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I don’t want to live in a world in which the Green Bay Packers are Super Bowl champs.  Terrible, terrible.  This season truly could not have been much worse for Vikings fans.  Well, there’s always next year… oh, wait, there might not actually be a next year this time.  Lovely!

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Pittsburgh 24, Green Bay 20.  Jay Cutler beat up while drinking his sorrows away in an anonymous bar.

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