Get a clue

Get a clue, man, and stop giving everybody the same exact present every single year. Eventually they figure it out, you know? Especially when everybody is opening presents together over Christmas. Instead, you have to give personalized gifts. Heard of those? They are the way to go, the wave of the future even, unless you [...]

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Spend your days swinging

We always thought that if you don’t have anything else to live for, you might as well spend your days swinging blissfully away, on wood swing sets perhaps, or a fairy swing set.  Really the type of swing set is less important than the functionality.  And a good litmus test of swing set functionality is [...]

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now THIS is cool

Wow, boys and girls, have you ever heard of Designers Fountain Lighting? Neither have we, but we are absolutely in love with the phrase. It’s so elegant and sophisticated-sounding, you know? Like a combination of a fountain, cool lights or lightning (if you misread it as we did), and like, cake. At least that is [...]

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Sure, you could take a chance

Yes, builders of buildings, sure you could take a chance and make your buildings out of wood or feathers or sand… but why WOULD you when you can make steel buildings? It just does not make any sense, you know? Why would you insist on building with chicken feathers and sand when you don’t have [...]

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Live like a king

So the million dollar question is this: how can you have the things that you want AND keep your money? Well, purchasing exclusively wholesale apparel can go a long ways towards this seemingly impossible goal. That’s all we have, actually. You will have to figure out the rest of the steps. But by all means, [...]

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Now you NEVER have to go out

So if you are anything like us, you absolutely hate leaving your house. Hell, you absolutely hate leaving your computer. There is nothing worse than direct sunlight, you know? For years, people like us have been forced to suffer the persecution of attending school. But now, Online Schooling is a legitimate option! Never again will [...]

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Now you can live the dream

Breaking news, ladies and gentlemen! You no longer have to sit on a rock like a cave man. That’s right– now YOU can enjoy modern furniture like you are royalty or something. How cool is that? Welcome to the future! As if that was not enough to rock your world, we have some other news [...]

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they will love you

You want to know one of the most useful secrets in life? You need to get people personalized gifts instead of just buying everyone you know the exact same present every year. Seriously, you wouldn’t believe what a difference it can make. And that is why we are so successful at life– that type of [...]

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sleep in a new bed every night

Sleep in a new bed every night! That’s right, you need to try adjustable beds. They are just like normal beds, but they are adjustable. And that makes every night an adventure. Or something along those lines. Speaking of silly ideas, has anybody been paying attention to the latest Brett Favre saga? He is a [...]

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La dee da

And just when you thought you had seen it all, there go four bears sailing down the river on massage tables. Or was it just a dream? Quick, check and make sure you still have your top and that it spins like it’s supposed to. Otherwise you might be stuck in someone else’s dream. And [...]

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