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Are you in need of some additional office furniture? Well, good luck with that. We prefer to take a more hypothetical approach to our office seating– we like to levitate and float lightly across the room. It works very well for us, hypothetically of course. In reality we sit on the floor a lot, so I guess we could use some office furniture too, now that you mention it. Anyway, happy holidays to all.

Need to compare life insurance quotes?  You will not get any help from us.  We are against life insurance, because as Glenn Beck would say, it just provides incentive to die.  Why would anybody fear death if they knew they were going to get a lot of money when they died?  If you know you have a good policy, you’re going to live irresponsibibly.  Right Glenn?

Anybody looking for Swisher Sweets?   You are?  And you are too lazy to head out to the nearest drug store?  Fine, than you might want to click on that handy link and order them.

In other news, looks like the Colts’ quest for an undefeated season will continue after they beat the Jaguars last night.  Peyton Manning is a machine– and he’s going to cost me my fantasy game this weekend.

Anybody else hate the rain?  It’s been raining non stop for the last three days down here (florida).  It’s like mockery– haha, you poor bastard, if you lived in a real state you’d have inches of snow by now and you’d be skiing or snowmobiling or something, but since this is florida you get to wade through puddles. What better shoes to wear while wading than Dansko sandals?

Need some new air intakes?  What on earth for?  Don’t you know that air intakes are killing the environment?  Or maybe those were carbon emissions.  Whatever.  If you want air intakes, why don’t you take your self over to google.  Or yahoo.  Or bing, if you want to be cool.  Seriously, google is going to take over the world if they aren’t stopped.

What in the world is Rimowa? Anybody care to enlighten this ignorant blogger?

I await your responses with bated breathe.  In other news, this country is nuts.  Seriously, we are a mess in too many ways to count.  So I won’t even bother.  Just don’t come crying to us when all sorts of bad things happen.  Like 2012, for instance.  The Mayans claim that the world is going to end– run for the hills.

Are you looking for destin fl hotels? Get your lazy butt over to expedia then!  What do you think this is, a travel blog or something?  You are sadly mistaken.  This blog is all about serious economic commentary, dammit!  We analyze the crap out of things here.  Like Glenn Beck, for instance, we analyze the crap out of that idiot.  So good luck with that hotel thing.

It seems like we just covered this, but maybe not. Stop looking for slimming pills, fat burners, and other weight loss shortcuts!  Even if they work in the short term, you are going to experience potentially unpleasant side effects, and more importantly the effects are not going to last forever.  It is much cheaper, more effective, and much healthier to just add some exercise back into your life.  It’s not that hard, get going!  You can start by bringing me a beer.

Looking for the best fat burner out there?  It is called exercise, you lazy slob!  Stop surfing the internet looking for quick solutions and effortless cures– get off the couch and go play some basketball.  Seriously, some of these supplements may work, but who knows the side effects that you will have to deal with.  Why risk it– stop looking for short cuts and program some exercise back into your life.

Looking for some great deals on myrtle beach vacation rentals? So are we.  Well, technically we really are not looking for anything remotely related to myrtle beach, but if we were, we’d probably be looking for great deals.  So we have that much in common.  Beyond that, we are pretty much different.  This makes about as much sense as the GOP pretending to be fiscally conservative.