Uncle sam wants you

Uncle Sam wants YOU… to set up an online backup program before your data gets lost.  You can stimulate the economy and save your data at the same time.  Of course, that goes for any other money you spend as well, but you understand what we mean.  And in all seriousness, you need to back [...]

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if you’re into that kind of stuff

If you’re into this kind of stuff, you can get some deals on mac memory here. But that will only delay the inevitable. The first step in dealing with a problem is acknowledging that the problem exists. So admit that for some reason you are compelled to spend more money for a computer that functions [...]

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Print

So you need an epson receipt printer, do you? Well why don’t you buy one already, instead of spending all this time lollygagging around like a Republican stalling on health care reform. Seriously, just make up your mind and get on with it. We’ve got things to do and people to talk about. We can’t [...]

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well duh

Would you like to die sooner, or later? Do you prefer to suffer a heart attack, or would you rather not? If you prefer a heart-attack free long life, perhaps you should examine ways of lowering bad cholesterol. For instance, don’t eat so much crap because it is full of bad cholesterol. And don’t vote [...]

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Call me mr. flintstone

Get your free directory submission while they are still hot! You know you want a free submission! It has been a dream of yours since your early childhood– and just think, now it could finally come to pass. In related news, my March Madness bracket is not doing so well.  It’s been a rough first [...]

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crybaby

Oh, look at me, I have weak joints. Let me mosey on down to the corner shop and buy me some lovelyjoint health supplements. When you really think about it, who needs joints anyway? They are just the intersection points of your bones– anybody worth their salt can get by without joints. What a bunch [...]

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we’re not doctors

What’s the best treatment for acne, you ask? Why, skin amputation, of course!  Let us consider this logically for a moment.  You could buy all sorts of products that might work temporarily– or you could simply remove your skin and never have to deal with the problem again.  As they say… give a man a [...]

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reviews

So you are looking for wrinkle cream reviews, are you? Well isn’t today your lucky day.  You lucky internet browsing fiend. Moving on, has everybody seen congressman Anthony Weiner shredding republicans over the health care debate?  If you haven’t, go to youtube and search for his name… you will be inspired.  Seriously, if this guy [...]

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vacation

Are you a bit worn out? Beaten down? Over-exerted? Well, it sounds like you need a vacation. Either that or you need to suck it up and stop being such a little baby. If you prefer the former, perhaps you could consider Branson vacation packages. Or perhaps you couldn’t or wouldn’t or possibly shouldn’t. In [...]

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Warning: illiterates

Need to do some brochure printing? Well, we would caution you that before you print anything with words on it, a good portion of this country does not absorb information through any means besides dumbed-down talking points on TV or talk radio.   If you are relying on the words in your brochure, you may be [...]

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