You fruitbat!

You’re looking for pink ties? What in the name of Glenn Beck’s conscience is wrong with you?  Don’t you know that pink is for little girls?  Ha, ha, just kidding of course.  Pink is a lovely color, and when it is artfully presented with other appropriate colors it can be the secret ingredient that puts [...]

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You elitist pig!

Looking around for Ferrari parts while the rest of us spend the days deciding which one of our kids to eat for dinner because the economy is so bad… you should be ashamed of yourself.  Speaking of being ashamed of yourself, did anybody hear Glenn Beck tell people that they should leave their churches if [...]

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Go cheap

You should buy cheap life insurance. I mean, think about it… why would you want to pay for expensive life insurance when you don’t get to enjoy the benefits. You die… and then you get paid. Makes no damn sense to me. We’re kidding of course, and in case you didn’t already know this, you [...]

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