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Did you forget to tell everybody that you were having a baby? You better get some birth announcements as soon as possible. People like to know when a baby is born for some reason.  You will have to decide on a name and figure out what gender that baby is as well, because you need to include that information on the announcements.  Better get to it!

So yeah, if you don’t have life insurance you should probably look into that. You, know, in case something bad happens to you. There should be more types of insurance– for instance, getting dumped insurance or your football team losing insurance. You know? I mean, these are major issues that can disrupt your life. Did you know that you can buy rapture insurance so that your pets will be taken care of if/when the rapture occurs? Google it!

Anybody looking for some prototype 37c? Well, it is your lucky day… as it often seems to be around here. So how about this Obama guy? Not too shabby for the first half of his first term. Yeah, he’s dealing with a crappy economy and therefore isn’t particularly popular– but he passed major health care reform and looks to have financial reform and a climate bill done too.

And around we go… learn more about supplements if you want. Or you could learn about history, or mathematics, or philosophy… or really anything useful. Like the NFL draft, which is happening right now. Not to be biased or anything, but this really should be a great year for the Vikings. Last year was our year… hopefully we can recapture the magic.

Get your acnepril before it runs out. That’s right– there is a major risk that this stuff will run out before you can buy it. Fortunately for you, public service oriented bloggers such as yours truly are here to warn you and save the day.  You can thank us later.  Or you can thank us now, you ungrateful little turds.

Get your glucomannan! You heard it here first.  Not that we have any idea what it is, but it sounds cool.  Anyway, back to FOXNEWS.  We’re against any type of government censorship, but isn’t it a problem when the leading news network is broadcasting straight-up lies?  That sounds like a national security threat, in fact.  When the voting public doesn’t understand reality, you have a problem– and possibly President Palin.  Gulp.

And now, another lovely opportunity for you to get a life insurance quote.  Hurray.  On a totally unrelated note, how much farther can FOXNEWS go before they are forced to remove “news” from their name.  They have gotten to the point where they are totally divorced from reality more often than not… like when Sean Hannity told us that this new nuclear reduction deal meant that we couldn’t retaliate against a biological attack.  What a dick.

Don’t be a loser! Everybody who is anybody has an HDTV… not to mention piles of credit card debt to go along with it. And let’s face it– having cutting edge “stuff” is more important than just about anything else in life. And yes, it may be true that this recklessness led to our economic collapse and will probably lead to more economic pain… but what the hell.  The picture is so sharp!