La dee da

And just when you thought you had seen it all, there go four bears sailing down the river on massage tables. Or was it just a dream? Quick, check and make sure you still have your top and that it spins like it’s supposed to. Otherwise you might be stuck in someone else’s dream. And [...]

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Sweet

Anybody else counting down the days until the NFL season kicks off? I know I can’t wait… nothing better then Sunday afternoon watching the Vikings on our Samsung HDTV. Good old Brett Favre. It turns out his ankle injury is going to be clearing up just in time for him to join the team after [...]

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Fashion Week

New York Fashion Week is not too far off. I’ve been so excited, that I’ve been spending hours looking at galleries of the featured designer’s past lines. I was shocked by some of them, that looked more like horse tack than clothing. Some of them, however, were breath-taking. Vera Wang never stops amazing me. Her [...]

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Peaceful

I was in Virginia last week, staying with my in-laws last. They have this beautiful cabin, with all rustic furniture, right on a huge lake. Our days consisted of waking up early and going fishing, tubing and skiing, and eating meals outside with the lake as our backdrop. I don’t think I could have planned [...]

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One a day.

Tired of hearing about multivitamins? Well, you are an idiot. Multivitamins are the best thing that has ever happened to humanity. Forget broccoli and zucchini and all that nasty slimy green stuff. Just pop a vitamin every day and you are good. Or so we choose to believe, but keep in mind that we have [...]

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The Juice

You want a way to earn some money? Invent your own quick weightloss, and you’ll be banking. Seriously, how many cookies, shakes, pills, and diets do you need to try before you realize that if it’s really gonna work that well there’s no way that is won’t damage your body long term. And yet, people [...]

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Treadmill

Don’t spend $1000 on the newest fitness equipment. I just bought some refurbished fitness equipment for $300. It’s as good as new, and it was a third of the cost of similar brand new equipment. Some of the cardio machines aren’t as “hi-tech” as the new ones, but they do the same job, and who [...]

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Noooo

If you buy diet pills online, you are an idiot, just like me. I made the mistake of buying diet pills from this website, that went on to share my credit card number with at least four other companies, that continued to harass me for months. I somehow ended up with memberships to two different [...]

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And once more

Are you tired of eye circles? Well perhaps you should get more sleep, genius. Or you could visit www.eyecreamfordarkcircles.net. But anyway, back to Lebron James.  It’s insane that he chose to team up with Wade and Bosh… and it will be very interesting to watch the Heat this year.  They are now going to be [...]

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Speak of the devil

So speaking of unpleasant events, you should probably research home treatment for hemorrhoids because you are doomed to get them. That’s right.  We’re not saying everyone is doomed, just you.  But if you don’t want to take our advice, you don’t have to.  We’ve come to expect being ignored, in fact, and that is probably [...]

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