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Ann Coulter: Idiot, Ignorant, or a Case of Arrested Development?

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One month to go!

It’s August 13th… less than a month until the NFL season kicks off with Vikings-Saints on Thursday night football.  As a Vikings fan, I don’t think I could be more excited.  It will be hard to match the magic of last season, but even if everything doesn’t go our way as much as it did [...]

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Get a clue

Get a clue, man, and stop giving everybody the same exact present every single year. Eventually they figure it out, you know? Especially when everybody is opening presents together over Christmas. Instead, you have to give personalized gifts. Heard of those? They are the way to go, the wave of the future even, unless you [...]

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Spend your days swinging

We always thought that if you don’t have anything else to live for, you might as well spend your days swinging blissfully away, on wood swing sets perhaps, or a fairy swing set.  Really the type of swing set is less important than the functionality.  And a good litmus test of swing set functionality is [...]

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7 Reasons to Register as an Independent

Here are seven good reasons I’m a registered Independent (and you should be too!):

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now THIS is cool

Wow, boys and girls, have you ever heard of Designers Fountain Lighting? Neither have we, but we are absolutely in love with the phrase. It’s so elegant and sophisticated-sounding, you know? Like a combination of a fountain, cool lights or lightning (if you misread it as we did), and like, cake. At least that is [...]

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Sure, you could take a chance

Yes, builders of buildings, sure you could take a chance and make your buildings out of wood or feathers or sand… but why WOULD you when you can make steel buildings? It just does not make any sense, you know? Why would you insist on building with chicken feathers and sand when you don’t have [...]

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North Korean Dictator “Wept” At Missile Launch (And Wiped His Eyes on a Diamond Studded Silk Handkerchief)

If you haven’t seen this story yet, check this out:

SEOUL (AFP) — A triumphant North Korea on Tuesday broadcast footage of its controversial rocket launch as state press reported Kim Jong-Il wept tears of regret that the money it cost could not have been used to help his people.

I’m sure ol’ Kimmy was all broken up at the prospect of depriving his citizens of a potential quality of life increase. No doubt he was similarly distressed after building each of his 17 palaces.

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Live like a king

So the million dollar question is this: how can you have the things that you want AND keep your money? Well, purchasing exclusively wholesale apparel can go a long ways towards this seemingly impossible goal. That’s all we have, actually. You will have to figure out the rest of the steps. But by all means, [...]

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Now you NEVER have to go out

So if you are anything like us, you absolutely hate leaving your house. Hell, you absolutely hate leaving your computer. There is nothing worse than direct sunlight, you know? For years, people like us have been forced to suffer the persecution of attending school. But now, Online Schooling is a legitimate option! Never again will [...]

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