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Looking for an acne solution? We’ve got a couple of great ones you should try. First, try decapitation.  That usually takes care of the problem.  If it doesn’t, a swim in a boiling fat of oil should kill the acne.  Finally, you could just shoot it.  Acne doesn’t stand up well to bullets, at least not at close range.  NOTE: THIS ARTICLE WAS NOT WRITTEN BY A DOCTOR NOR WAS IT EVALUATED BY THE FDA!  Decapitation, swimming in boiling oil, and shooting the acne have not been evaluated for possible side effects.  DON”T DO IT!